So, I saw a CNM for my well-woman check-up today–it ended up that it wasn’t my regular CNM, as she was out sick, but rather a colleague filling in for her. I declined a Pap test, since it had only been two years since my last, and instead just had a weight/BP check, basic pelvic exam/ovary check, and breast exam, all of which were quick and easy. But, really, the best part–the quote of the day? “Your vagina looks amazing,” the midwife pronounced. Uh, okay. Thanks.